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Taboola

A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.
Guy 1: Hey bad news, I got Taboola
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man
by Obv troll is obvious February 25, 2024
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Anjing

Specifically In Mandarin Chinese, the word Anjing (安静) denotes the state of being calm/peaceful/placid/etc.

It is most often used in the phrase Anjing xia lai , which literally means to "calm down". Often used to tell someone to chill when they've lost their cool.
Kid 1: HEY GIVE ME MY TOY BACK
Kid 2: No!
Kid 1: I SAID GIVE ME MY TOY BACK!!
Kid 2: No!!!
*Kid 1 & 2 fight*
Kid 3: Yo Anjing xia lai guys!!! It's just a toy, chill
by Obv troll is obvious February 22, 2021
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Citroen

A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.

Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.

The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!

My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!

My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
by Obv troll is obvious October 10, 2020
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jennaluvs

A sassy af 17 year old minecraft streamer who can't take a tongue-in-cheek joke. She masquerades as a wholesome streamer to compensate for her douchey attitude. Gets offended and defensive very easily.
jennaluvs is a prime example of somebody who needs to humble the fuck down.
by Obv troll is obvious August 5, 2021
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Pog

A word that I never thought I'd be using, yet here I am using it...
Person 2: Stop saying pog
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
by Obv troll is obvious March 26, 2021
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University

A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!
kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"

Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.
by Obv troll is obvious September 28, 2020
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math-illiterate

Me
My friend: Can you help me with this algebra question?
Me: No sorry I'm math-illiterate.
by Obv troll is obvious April 2, 2021
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