OZ's definitions

mtv 2

A channel made because MTV (1) does not show enough videos but shows nothing but bullshit shows such as real world, boiling points, diary, true life and other stupid shows. It aint as bad as MTV (1) but it isn't as good as vh1 is honestly, atleast vh1 shows more videos and has interesting shows.

John: Hey man wanna watch MTV?
Ron: Yea sure...
John: OH SHIT ITS BOILING POINTS
Ron: EVACUATE THE APARTMENT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION NOW

by Oz January 17, 2005

grandpa

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.

by Oz January 18, 2005

insomnia

Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.

Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!

by Oz January 18, 2005

Halo nerds

People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.

Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!

by Oz January 20, 2005

SNL turds

No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.

SNL Turds? Hmm I don't know what you're talking about, go watch your A&E Biography's.

by Oz January 20, 2005

peace

Something that seems so hard to reach because everyone has a different view of it. Peace means to be even, safe, no fighting, killing. Sometimes peace can only be achieved by death of those who disorient peace.

Hitler is dead, he killed over 20 million people but now that he is dead he can't harm anyone.

by Oz January 21, 2005

saturday night live

A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Billy Murray, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Tim Meadows, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and more.

Boy I remember the good ole' days staying up to watch SNL, now I can't stand the sight of Jimmy Fallon.

by Oz January 21, 2005