OZ's definitions

the passion of the christ

I saw it, I hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and Jesus walking his cross to its resting point. What a waste of time.

(Mel Gibson thinking) Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie, starring Jesus, everyone will go see it MUWHAHAHAHA!

by Oz March 24, 2005

adam sandler

Former SNL star, funny movie maker/actor. Usually known for stupid comedies but nevertheless... very hilarious movies.

Dude, happy gilmore owned but mr. deeds kinda sucked, but hey, 50 first dates owned and so did billy madison, big daddy, little knicky, punch drunk love, the waterboy and the wedding singer!

by Oz January 4, 2005

ratman

An automobile/motorsports afficienado specializing in the four wheel drive, off road vehicle.

Ratman just won the baja race.

by Oz July 13, 2003

talking shit

1. Just bull shitting around with words and saying crap you dont really mean.

2. Insulting someone.

1. Jeff: Man ima marry queen elizabeth, she's a milf!
Ted: Quit talkin shit man.

2. Jeff: Ted you suck so much that David Oreck is having a tough time outmatching you!
Ted: Fuck you bitch.

by Oz February 28, 2005

israeli army

One of the best Army's in the world suprisingly. Reasons for this are because there is a law that states when you turn 18 you goto the military. Only israel is outdone by china or america due to sheer size and technology. America is the best however.

America and Israel would probably own everyone if the shit hits the fan!

by Oz January 17, 2005

jamster

Really STUPID COMMERCIALS THAT APPEAR ABOUT 3000 TIMES A DAY ON MTV ALONE AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Larry: Hey dude listen to my Jamster Ring t-
Bob: (fires magnum at larry)

by Oz January 17, 2005

Terminator 2

A movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the T-800, a cybernetic organism meant for nothing but ...protection of John Conner. He was sent to protect John Conner from the T-1000 (Liquid Metal), a highly efficient killing machine, much more powerful than the T-800. Not as if that matters because ARNOLD OWNED HIS ASS!

The more powerful t-1000 lost the battle when the t-800 kicked his ass.

by Oz December 15, 2004