ODog N Cali M.C N T's definitions

ironic chronic

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself

man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009

G mail

G mail is where i go downtown on my ladys G spot and send her a message of love one letter at a time wit my tongue

i was feelin kinda horny and wanted my woman to know it so i sent her a G mail and boy id say my message was well recieved and totally made her day

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009

fruit jar

a fruit jar is an urn for a gay person who has died

my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

foreskin

foreskin is what you yell out when playin penis golf right after you been swingin your 9 iron as a warning to others so they dont get hit when your balls are ready to let loose and fly

i was playin penis golf and swingin my 9 iron when i yelled out foreskin cause my women walked in front of me and i wanted to warn her that my balls were ready to fly

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 10, 2009

bermuda shorts

bermuda shorts is caribbean midgets

i was on an island in the caribbeans and all i seen was bermuda shorts everywhere

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

dinahmite

dinahmite is a female who might do what shes asked to do if she feels up to it

hey frank im needin a blow job do you think barbara would give me one . hmm i think she would say hell no but dinahmite do it

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job

you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009