Definitions by OD10US 0NE

semen biscuit 

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

semen biscuit by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

semen biscuit 

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

semen biscuit by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

taint forest 

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.

Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"

taint forest by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014