O’ Wise one 's definitions

Wotsicles

The orange powdery residue left on ones fingers after eating Wotsits, the British alternative to the popular American snack “Cheetos”

Friend 1: “Oh bloody hell, I’ve just gotten Wotsicles all over my phone”
Friend 2: “Hah, what a mong.”

by O’ Wise one March 23, 2023

Tinder Juice

A horrible mixture of saliva, makeup and semen. Often found after sex, hence the name.

Freind 1: “I woke up in the middle of the night, my date was gone and my face was covered in Tinder Juice.”
Friend 2: “Oof, did you at least get her number?”
Friend 1: “No.”

by O’ Wise one March 22, 2023