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Definitions by Nutty Peanuts

Jerkaverse

An argument based on a piece of religious text taken out of context.
Guy 1: Dude, the Bible is all out in favor of spanking in the bedroom! Matthew 5:39 tells us that, if someone spanks you on one butt cheek, you're to present the other one for spanking as well.

Guy 2: Jerkaverse! Did you even read the verse? There's no mention of a butt, nor is there any mention of foreplay.
Jerkaverse by Nutty Peanuts July 31, 2025

The Great Spray Tan 

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.
One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.

derpojack 

An awkward, foolish, or bumbling person who is also rude or otherwise socially offensive; a derpy jackass.
John: Your dick is so small, only your mum will let you f*** her.
Bill: Wait, what? You and your mom? Really? ROFL, you're such a derpojack!
derpojack by Nutty Peanuts May 26, 2023