1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
by Nunuv Yabizness July 31, 2011
Get the Sword of Damocles mug.A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
Get the Apocalypse Cow mug.A travesty or perversion of utopia (fruit(def. 4) + utopia). An ideal society corrupted to the point of mocking self-parody. Not necessarily a dystopia, but far removed from paradise.
John Galt's dream of corporations free of government oversight is just an excuse for a parasitic-capitalism fruitopia.
by Nunuv Yabizness December 15, 2012
Get the fruitopia mug.An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011
Get the Well Fuck Your Shit mug.1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.
b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.
2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.
2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
by Nunuv Yabizness January 26, 2011
Get the turtle mug.(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.
Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
by Nunuv Yabizness August 22, 2012
Get the Kwok's quease mug.1) A person who's so out of touch with reality that the only cure for them is a hard raping.
2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU.
3) See Sarah Palin, a person who deserves to be raped.
2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU.
3) See Sarah Palin, a person who deserves to be raped.
by Nunuv Yabizness October 21, 2010
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