Definitions by Nountinence
mindfukness
The point of mindfulness is to focus on the thoughts and feelings of the now. This new psuedo-word promotes mindfulness by drawing the attention to how changing just a single letter in a word, an l changing to a k, changes everything.
I used to meditate every single day but now I shoot the breeze and just do it when I fancy and find mindfukness so much more liberating.
mindfukness by Nountinence August 1, 2018
Winefulness
The ability to focus all of your attention on the glass of wine you are drinking yet knowing you have already had a skinful and the Universe contains an infinity of bottles yet to be drunk ... ommmm
Many people think of my best mate as a winefulness practitioner whereas I know him to be a complete pisshead.
Winefulness by Nountinence May 28, 2018
timefulness
The state we enter after practicing mindfulness meditation where time stretches such that we get more done with less of it - and where the perfect external events occur 'just in time'
She was an expert at the art of timefulness as she always busy but never rushed and always delivered ahead of schedule and always at your side to help just when you needed her.
timefulness by Nountinence April 20, 2018
Tubplacency
I really need to go for a pee but tubplacency means I might just might have to releive myself in the hot tub
Tubplacency by Nountinence October 29, 2017