Post-coital (sex, fuck) residue (cum, spunk, gizzum,muck) left on bed sheets.
You had better not let your mum wash those sheets, they are covered in linen sherbert.
Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)
Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who always wore a beige rain Mac.
Fuck me, where’s your toilet?, I really need a Columbo’s Mac.
Cockney rhyming slang for an “all nighter” i.e when you do not go to bed because you are either; out drinking, taking illegal substances, or staying awake to complete some work.
I’ve gotta get this work in for tomorrow, I’m gonna have to pull a Kung Foo Fighter.
Cockney rhyming slang for Shit (cack, poo, crap, turd)
Derived from ghastly team uniform of a very poor quality soccer team in the English Premier League called Tottenham Hotspurs a.k.a Spurs.
There is no way I’m taking that job, it’s Spurs Kit.
Woman: Do you like this dress?
Man: No, my darling. I'm afraid it is Spurs Kit.