Definitions by NotJames... Ok it's James

Gavin Martinez 

Some gay ass Mexican kid. He thinks he's funny but he's really just an asshole. He thinks he's good at soccer but he only made the team because he has special needs. He also is desperately in love with Jade Law and Caitlyn Jenner.

God, Gavin Martinez is such a fag.

Gavin Martinez by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017

Sam Dayton 

Some skinny ass dude who thinks he's fast but can't even beat Thomas in a race.

Damn, Sam Dayton is slow as hell

Sam Dayton by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017

Russian Suck 

The art of a Russian prostitute in a bear costume get down on her hands and knees and begin to claw and bite at your dick like a bear, while this is happening another Russian prostitute is pouring hot wax on yours and the other Russian prostitutes back while reading the Book of Job in the Bible.

Would you two fine ladies want to do a Russian Suck?

Russian Suck by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017