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Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)
George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
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government

An evil organization devoted to, even in a land that's supposed to be ruled by freedom, giving ultimate power to one human being.
by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003
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Ashcroft

The most facist moron ever to hold an American public office since ... well ... ever. Creator of many acts that curtail the civil rights of American citizens, and one who endorses the imprisonment and brutal treatment of people without charges.
If ASHCROFT walked into a room containing Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, bin Laden, and Nero, he would be right at home.
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world peace

An ideal state that can never be achieved as long as Bush and his warmonging cronies run the US. They start wars on the slightest provocation, while terrorism skyrockets and economic health plummets.
by Not Proud to be an American April 22, 2003
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