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Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Get the Jonathan Michael McKenziemug. When you’re going down on a latina girl and you light up a fat bowl of DMT and blow it into her cooch.
Chica 1: “Yo how was the party last night?”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
by Not Jonathan May 31, 2024
Get the Dirty Lukemug. by Not Jonathan February 7, 2003
Get the smartjovamug.