Definitions by Not Erik

Marah 

marah is one of those bitches you’ll find just about any where in Chicago, they are usually about 4 feet tall and have the facial structure of a goblin they also are very obsessed with males named Erik that preferably live in Florida

Marah: Erik will you please have my kids I’m madly in love with you I’ll do anything please
Erik: suck dick bitch
Marah: yours yeah

Marah by Not Erik October 23, 2019

LLJ

long live joe, joe momma was a famous rapper tragically shot in his Audi i8 and passed on 2018 June 18 outside a motorcycle shop

LLJ long live da brotha joe momma

LLJ by Not Erik October 23, 2019

Dani 

Dani is a girl that you’ll meet over the Internet and internet only. They are usually e thots and e thots only. They have lots of simps and like to show their ass on Instagram pages. If you see a dani walk the other direction. These demons that go by “Dani” are the definition of thots.

Jonathan simp ass: yes bro you see that new dani girl I think I’m in love
Erik cool swaggy ass: bro you’s a simp she a thot ong

Dani by Not Erik September 6, 2019