8 definitions by Not Arsal

papa van

papa van refers to someone who's child has reached the very bottom of the social heirarchy.

Liam: Hey whatever happened to that guy?
Jerrell: Well, after his son dropped to new lows, he became a papa van.
Liam: Damn. That shit's too bad.

by Not Arsal April 12, 2009

Naufil

A confused individual who thinks he is Japanese and a rudeboy gangster at the same time. Whenever someone asks him a personal question, he will often respond 'jahh' so as to avoid exploring himself. Often, he will know very little about complex issues and prefers to make fleeting conclusions. If anyone draws attention to any of these facts, he will just say 'jahh' and will begin an investigation into whether or not that particular individual is plotting against him.

Naufil: And so America will never declare war on China because of the big import debt that they have, and the same for Korea!!
Kiyosaki: Wait, what? You do know that a balance of payments deficit isn't an actual debt, right?
Naufil: Jahh!

Haroon: What a grade-A Naufil, huh?
Kiyosaki: Ironic, because he rarely gets A-grades!

by Not Arsal April 28, 2011

oba

A person of nigerian descent who puts on a 'tough-guy' facade but is actually a complete coward.
The samllest things frighten him, such as dogs.

Poodle: *growl*
Jerrell: Holy shit! Someone fucking help me! This beast is going to fucking kill me!
Liam: Damn, he is such an Oba.

by Not Arsal April 9, 2009

Sachin

A Sachin refers to someone, not unlike a Piranavan, who has lost all contact with his school-friends as soon as it became inconvenient for them to contact him. This person will almost definitely plan an outing in December for his former-friends but will be stood up by all of them, because they have all moved on. Once, perhaps, he had friends, but none of them thought he was worth e-mailing more than once after he left. The Sachin is then only a punchline for over-recycled quips about the socially-retarded.

Liam: Yo homie, did you meet up with Sachin in December?
Jerrell: Who? Whatever, yo. I got better shit to think about.

- Somewhere in Central London -

Sachin: Oh, bitter taste of mine own medicine! And for all those yester-years whereupon I had accused lone Pran of romancing with Kanto, I have now fallen to his depth and beyond. But still, I wait, with utmost patience, upon the arrival of mine olde companions so that we may reunite in Central London and speak of Virtua Tennis and Fifa.

by Not Arsal October 5, 2010

oyin

Oyin refers to a person who has really let himself go. He does not care for his own personal image and will do almost anything for a hot meal.

Jerrell: Damn Liam, is there anything you won't eat?
Liam: Nope. You could say that I'm an oyin.

by Not Arsal April 8, 2009

Arsal

'To pull an Arsal' is to go ahead with someting with no preparation or strategy and to accept the consequences. The difference with pulling an Arsal and 'winging it' is that pulling an Arsal often ends with a great success, even though the odds were against you.

Jerrell: Dude, I totally flunked all my subjects.
Liam: Shit, bro. That shit's too bad.
Jerrell: How about you, homie?
Liam: Damn, muthafucker, I pulled an Arsal.

by Not Arsal April 17, 2009

Thundarsal

A super-awesome super-vigilante hero who saves the world, by night, and possess ultra-cool superpowers like the ability to mainpulate electromagnetic waves to strike lightning at his adversaries.

Jerrell: What is that in the sky, I wonder?
Liam: It's a bird. No it's a plane. Wait it's -
Both: THUNDARSAL!

by Not Arsal April 9, 2009