Definitions by Northside O’Fallon

Dickstracted 

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks

Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.

Dickstracted by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021

Peenoccupied 

Being preoccupied by penis so that everything else in the world doesn’t matter.

Jenna was so peenoccupied she didn’t realize she was naked when she walked out to the car For another shot of fireball.

Peenoccupied by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021

northside famous 

(1) Something only a few people in a close group know the true meaning about - Because they were THERE when it fucking happened. They didn't read it on some shitty urban dictionary internet site while they were all bored and high and then try passing it off as their own shit.

They were fucking there man.

(2) Having celebrity status for doing something crazy good or bad - but only on one side of town.

If you need an example of northside famous, you must not be. Just saying. You ain't.

northside famous by Northside O’Fallon June 28, 2019

Dine and Dash 

When a girl runs to the bathroom sink to spit out semen after giving a blow job.

Kim loves giving blow jobs, but hates to swallow. Who can really get mad she likes to dine and dash instead of swallowing when she's giving you a blow job in the first place?

Dine and Dash by Northside O’Fallon June 4, 2019

365 

Anal sex given up once a year

Jenna isn’t a fan of 365, but once a year she does it just to make me happy.

365 by Northside O’Fallon May 29, 2019