Definitions by NonPC Fox

Douche Mecca 

The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."

Douche Mecca by NonPC Fox October 13, 2016

Wetback and Sons 

Nickname for any stereotypical Mexican-owned landscaping or similar business.

Reference to many real-life businesses with similar names, as well as the TV show "Sanford and Son".

"My yard's looking a little ratty again. Time to call Wetback and Sons.

Wetback and Sons by NonPC Fox September 24, 2016

Douche Coupe

A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.

Oh look, it's a Little Douche Coupe!

Douche Coupe by NonPC Fox September 3, 2016

Murse-a 

A sub-faggotonic state characterized by the carrying of a large man-purse (murse).

Person 1: "Uh oh, looks like he's infected with murse-a."
Person 2: "I knew he was a bit fruity."

Murse-a by NonPC Fox March 2, 2009

security lard 

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

security lard by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009

punt rat 

Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.

"That damn chihuahua is just punt rat!"

punt rat by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008

FUV 

Fucking Ugly Vehicle

Used to describe some of the more hideous SUV-like designs such as the Pontiac Aztek, Honda Element, and the Scion.

"That's not an SUV. It's an FUV!"

"What's with all the FUV's companies are putting out these days?"

"What kind of person would buy an FUV like that?"

FUV by NonPC Fox March 25, 2008