Fucking Ugly Vehicle
Used to describe some of the more hideous SUV-like designs such as the Pontiac Aztek, Honda Element, and the Scion.
"That's not an SUV. It's an FUV!"
"What's with all the FUV's companies are putting out these days?"
"What kind of person would buy an FUV like that?"
A sub-faggotonic state characterized by the carrying of a large man-purse (murse).
Person 1: "Uh oh, looks like he's infected with murse-a."
Person 2: "I knew he was a bit fruity."
A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.
Oh look, it's a Little Douche Coupe!
Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.
"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."
Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.
"That damn chihuahua is just punt rat!"
The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.
"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."
Nickname for any stereotypical Mexican-owned landscaping or similar business.
Reference to many real-life businesses with similar names, as well as the TV show "Sanford and Son".
"My yard's looking a little ratty again. Time to call Wetback and Sons.