Definitions by Nogimmicksguy

low key big hog 

Somewhat large penis. Not huge but larger than average.

“Dave used to brag that the ladies all love his low key big hog.”

low key big hog by Nogimmicksguy October 3, 2017

fusnarus 

Fusnarus refers to protruding female genetalia, and use of same to entrap (or snare) a man.

At first I was iffy about taking Lois out but all that changed when I saw that fusnarus of hers. Now she's getting alimony out of me every month!

fusnarus by Nogimmicksguy June 4, 2016

trouser sauce 

Trouser sauce refers to male ejaculate left visible on one's pants. Usually, trouser sauce occurs following a handjob or blowjob in an automobile.

After my girl jerked me off in the drivers seat, I had a bunch of trouser sauce all over my jeans.

trouser sauce by Nogimmicksguy May 31, 2016