low key big hog

Somewhat large penis. Not huge but larger than average.

“Dave used to brag that the ladies all love his low key big hog.”

by Nogimmicksguy October 03, 2017

trouser sauce

Trouser sauce refers to male ejaculate left visible on one's pants. Usually, trouser sauce occurs following a handjob or blowjob in an automobile.

After my girl jerked me off in the drivers seat, I had a bunch of trouser sauce all over my jeans.

by Nogimmicksguy April 23, 2016

fusnarus

Fusnarus refers to protruding female genetalia, and use of same to entrap (or snare) a man.

At first I was iffy about taking Lois out but all that changed when I saw that fusnarus of hers. Now she's getting alimony out of me every month!

by Nogimmicksguy June 04, 2016