Nodcrafty charlatan's definitions

Professor Mumblemouth

A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.

Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.

Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "

by Nodcrafty charlatan March 15, 2022

teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.

The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.

by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021

Tinea catipis

Meaning- Tinea capitis ( fungus infection of the scalp) due to fungal germs contracted from a cat.
Background - As an aide memoire and a funny play of words to bring attention to tinea capitis from fungal organisms contracted from a cat

Senior Doctor to medical student- Hey ! The child has tinea capitis. Have you asked history of cat exposure? Remember tinea catipis!

by Nodcrafty charlatan March 3, 2023

Appulation explosion

The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )

Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !

by Nodcrafty charlatan July 27, 2021