Definitions by Nobody cares

girl in red 

Lesbian + queen + girlboss + my fav female singer
if you listen to girl and red you arent straight.

Person 1) Hey do you listen to girl in red?
Person 2) Yeah why?
Person 1) So ur lesbian?
Person 2) Uhm yeah?

Person 1) Same.

girl in red by Nobody cares October 8, 2023

November Scorpio 

Ok I may be a bit biased because i am one, but we are fucking awesome. We are a bit mean and manipulative at times though.

Person 1) Yeah, im dating a november scorpio.
Person 2) Arent they mean?

Person 1) Yeah. But i like that.

Person 3) Get the fuck away from me.

Person 1) No.

November Scorpio by Nobody cares September 24, 2023

Useless

You.

You are so useless

Useless by Nobody cares June 9, 2023

Hot Dog 

It's a good damn food you dirty minded bitch. A FOOD.

Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops

Hot Dog by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

Whic 

An attempt to spell which while typing too fast. SLOW DOWN YOU DAMN IDIOT! In all seriousness it's just a spelling mistake.

Person 1: Whic dog should I get?
Person 2: Which? And the Pomeranian.

Whic by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

elzabeth 

You wanted to remove the third letter of your name and your name is Elizabeth.

Person one: hey what's your name without the third letter?
Person two: Elzabeth.

elzabeth by Nobody cares January 2, 2023

Fucted 

Technical term for something that is broken/buggered. From the acronym FUCT - Failed Under Continuous Testing

The phone was well and truly fucted after being dropped onto a tiled floor for the 13th time in under an hour.

Fucted by nobody cares November 5, 2020