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Fucted

Technical term for something that is broken/buggered. From the acronym FUCT - Failed Under Continuous Testing

The phone was well and truly fucted after being dropped onto a tiled floor for the 13th time in under an hour.

by nobody cares November 5, 2020

Useless

You.

You are so useless

by Nobody cares June 9, 2023

Whic

An attempt to spell which while typing too fast. SLOW DOWN YOU DAMN IDIOT! In all seriousness it's just a spelling mistake.

Person 1: Whic dog should I get?
Person 2: Which? And the Pomeranian.

by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

Hot Dog

It's a good damn food you dirty minded bitch. A FOOD.

Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops

by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

girl in red

Lesbian + queen + girlboss + my fav female singer
if you listen to girl and red you arent straight.

Person 1) Hey do you listen to girl in red?
Person 2) Yeah why?
Person 1) So ur lesbian?
Person 2) Uhm yeah?

Person 1) Same.

by Nobody cares October 8, 2023

elzabeth

You wanted to remove the third letter of your name and your name is Elizabeth.

Person one: hey what's your name without the third letter?
Person two: Elzabeth.

by Nobody cares January 2, 2023

fluffy bunny

A game where each person in turns puts a marshmellow into his/her mouth then says fluffy bunny. You are out if you eat a marshmellow, cant say fluffy bunny properly anymore or your marshmellows fall out of your mouth. Usually ends with winner running to nearest bin or loo afterwards.

Player 1 - fluffy bunny
Player 2 - fluffy bunny
Player 3 - fluffy bunny
Player 1 - fluffy bunny
Player 2 - fluffy bunny
Player 3 - fluffy bunny
Player 1 - fluffy bunny
Player 2 - mmuffy mmunny
Player 2 is out players 1 and 3 continue

by nobody cares April 3, 2005