A role model of the underworld, god of the dead, summoner of all hell...Busich. He is a demon who can levitate on command, he is feared by satan himself for his obsidian incrested cock and his all powerful biddy Lilith. Often seen muttering useless gibberish he is said to speak in the devils tongue. No one can escape the wrath of him and his shawty bae, if you see this tall emo FUCK it is best to run from this slendermen wanna be ass...
"Mommy Lilith uttered the magic words...hocus pocus BUSICH! and summoned the god himself: J I M M Y"
"As the town of Peotone was reduced to ash there was only one man that could be seen hovering above the inbred village...Busich."
"As the town of Peotone was reduced to ash there was only one man that could be seen hovering above the inbred village...Busich."
by Noah Cuthbertson November 15, 2023
A role model of the underworld, god of the dead, summoner of all hell...Busich. He is a demon who can levitate on command, he is feared by satan himself for his obsidian incrested cock and his all powerful biddy Lilith. Often seen muttering useless gibberish he is said to speak in the devils tongue. No one can escape the wrath of him and his shawty bae, if you see this tall emo FUCK it is best to run from this slendermen wanna be ass...
"Mommy Lilith uttered the magic words...hocus pocus BUSICH! and summoned the god himself: J I M M Y"
"As the town of Peotone was reduced to ash there was only one man that could be seen hovering above the inbred village...Busich."
"As the town of Peotone was reduced to ash there was only one man that could be seen hovering above the inbred village...Busich."
by Noah Cuthbertson November 15, 2023
A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 11, 2025
A rare phenomena occuring just once a year on daylight savings time, a loophole like no other. Kang the Conqueror resets the clock to allow all his subjects unlimited nuts. Blessed with bioluminescent balls, an exception to the formidable NNN trial is made just one night a year. Blow as many loads as you like without the consequence of failure, deflate those balls gentlemen.
"My balls are glowing...it's time" "He asked his parents if he could stay up past his bedtime for the NNN Time Incursion"
"On a clear and calm night in November it began to snow, without a trace of clouds or a hint of cold, it was the night of the 'incursion'.
"On a clear and calm night in November it began to snow, without a trace of clouds or a hint of cold, it was the night of the 'incursion'.
by Noah Cuthbertson November 05, 2023
A one of a kind women, the kind you go to war for. Mommy Ortega is the modern day Athena, she is a goddess with titties that bounce like that chubby black kid at an urban air, and an ass sculpted by Michelangelo. The act of getting Ortega'd involves Jenna Ortega formulating before your eyes all oiled up (in canola oil for cooking purposes) and going to the proverbial "town". Even gay guys drop their pants to get pegged by "mommy".
by Noah Cuthbertson February 29, 2024
The act of fucking dark objects such as negroes. Stemmed from the heart of Peotone welding class, kicking the dirt is frowned upon in a white community.
"so uhhhh...basically its when you and a thing of color get to fucking, hence, kicking the dirt"
"Hey! Do yall niggahs kick da dirt????"
"You should kick the dirt dude! (fuck a black bitch)"
"Hey! Do yall niggahs kick da dirt????"
"You should kick the dirt dude! (fuck a black bitch)"
by Noah Cuthbertson September 27, 2023