Definitions by Noa Lee

Bwampf 

Fart sound.

The luncheon of cucumber sandwiches, jellies and champagne was proceeding smoothly when above the ambient chatter could be heard what sounded an abrasive trumpet blast as Mr Glab had lifted his leg and cranked out a garrulous ‘bwampf’.

Bwampf by Noa Lee October 16, 2021

Skull Pole 

Neck, nape, scruff, collar.

In red rage Mr Holt bellowed at the fuel attendant, “We don’t say petrol, we say GAS you pommy cunt!” while strangling the poor man’s skull pole.

Skull Pole by Noa Lee September 24, 2021

Skull Mat 

Tongue

After many hours of torture the jailor leaned towards his captor who had not uttered a single word and he snarled, “Not saying anything today are we now Mr Holt? The cat got your skull mat?”

Skull Mat by Noa Lee April 2, 2021

Cuntox 

A cross between a cunt and a toxic person.

The saloon doors swung open and Oltha the town cunt strode in. He bellowed to the soused rabble there, “Heyo all. I’m not just the town cunt anymore. I’ve become worse. Im now toxic as well as a cunt. I’m the county’s very first Cuntox!”

Cuntox by Noa Lee March 17, 2021

Skull Globes 

Eyes.

Xehuti rose up into the air. His new wings holding him high above the battlefield’s dead. Good men who were driven unto pastures so green but at what cost? The tears fell from his skull globes.

Skull Globes by Noa Lee March 17, 2021