5 definitions by No gnomes sherlock
When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021
Would do anything on two legs, one leg, even no legs. Thinks with his dick, would even go for anal after the women has ate a sweetcorn curry and downed a bottle of Laxative.
by No gnomes sherlock July 21, 2021
by No gnomes sherlock September 15, 2023
When you pretend to order pizza to eat but you smear the pizza all over your naked body and invite the old women next door to eat of your body. You save a slice and make your "home made mayo" and put on the the slice and watch as she eats it.
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021
When you forget a movie title , dispite watching it many times and acting out some of the scenes. Also can't remember much of the plot or any actors in it
I loved this movie as a kid it was my favourite.
Friend " what was it called?"
Me: " I don't know"
Friend " what happened in it? Who was in it?"
Me " I don't know
Friend" ugh... You have forgetful Billy "
Friend " what was it called?"
Me: " I don't know"
Friend " what happened in it? Who was in it?"
Me " I don't know
Friend" ugh... You have forgetful Billy "
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021