Definitions by No, I'm the Original Sabs

legacy relationshit 

a relationship you have for years, from which you get no particular enjoyment, but are unable to terminate in light of the history you both share

"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."

legacy relationshit by No, I'm The Original Sabs January 6, 2009

Assaholeic 

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.

Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.

Assaholeic by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 1, 2008

TUBS

total ultimate butt shelf

Damn, check out the junk in the trunk.

I could rest a tea tray on that TUBS.

TUBS by No, I'm the Original Sabs February 7, 2008

hidatus 

to take a break from dating

"I totally want to set you up with that cute guy from the gym with the care bear tattoo."

"No can do, I'm taking a hidatus, remember?"

"Oh, right, sorry. Well, he might be gay anyway."

hidatus by No, I'm the Original Sabs December 29, 2007