NippleBob Crane 's definitions

Pool Darts

A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.

That was the most intense game of pool darts I have ever played.

by NippleBob Crane September 21, 2015

Hiney Sludge

Hiney Sludge is a common form of diarrhea that resembles the consistency of Mississippi Mud Pie. It often pours out of the asshole, slapping against the toilet water with the assistance of multiple fart blasts. This typically leads to “Poseidons Kiss”, or the splashing of water onto The Asshole. Though it is less severe than Hiney Piss, Hiney Sludge could be pretty chaotic and inconvenient and in fact cause Raw Asshole as well. Hiney Sludge is often referred to as “The Cousin Of Hiney Piss”.

Friend: “Brah I uber just took the most disgusting diarrhea. It just dumped out of my asshole and water splashed on my butthole!!”

“Damn brah, sounds like you just released some Hiney Sludge! Keep an eye on it, the last thing you need is Hiney Piss”

Friend: “Oh well, Weenie McFeenie brah”

by NippleBob Crane May 23, 2022

Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.

Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.

by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022

Piss Stain

Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.

Hey listen you Piss Stain, I know grandmas that can lift more weight than you.

by NippleBob Crane June 24, 2014

Weenie McFeenie

A more advanced way to say “is what it is”. Though Weenie McFeenie can be used in various different ways, including being used as an insult, it generally is used as a neutral response.

*Neutral Response Example*

Friend 1: “Dude I can’t believe that happened today at work, I’m just really upset about the whole situation”

Friend 2: “Oh, Weenie McFeenie brah”

*Insulting Example*

Friend 1: “Brah I really don’t want to do anything today besides portal”

Friend 2: “Yea yea yea whatever, Weenie McFeenie”

by NippleBob Crane March 4, 2021

Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.

Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”

by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021

Trolly

A more discreet word for male masturbation. It allows men to openly talk about their masturbation habits with one another, without the average human knowing what is being said.

Friend 1: “Brah I can’t wait to ride the trolly when I get home”

Friend 2: “Same brah. I’ve been waiting to hop on The Trolly To Handtown all day!”

Friend 1: “Hopefully I don’t get trolly grease all over my wagon shaft again!”

by NippleBob Crane May 31, 2023