NippleBob Crane 's definitions

Trolly

A more discreet word for male masturbation. It allows men to openly talk about their masturbation habits with one another, without the average human knowing what is being said.

Friend 1: “Brah I can’t wait to ride the trolly when I get home”

Friend 2: “Same brah. I’ve been waiting to hop on The Trolly To Handtown all day!”

Friend 1: “Hopefully I don’t get trolly grease all over my wagon shaft again!”

by NippleBob Crane May 31, 2023

Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.

Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah”

by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022

Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.

Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.

by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022

Hiney Sludge

Hiney Sludge is a common form of diarrhea that resembles the consistency of Mississippi Mud Pie. It often pours out of the asshole, slapping against the toilet water with the assistance of multiple fart blasts. This typically leads to “Poseidons Kiss”, or the splashing of water onto The Asshole. Though it is less severe than Hiney Piss, Hiney Sludge could be pretty chaotic and inconvenient and in fact cause Raw Asshole as well. Hiney Sludge is often referred to as “The Cousin Of Hiney Piss”.

Friend: “Brah I uber just took the most disgusting diarrhea. It just dumped out of my asshole and water splashed on my butthole!!”

“Damn brah, sounds like you just released some Hiney Sludge! Keep an eye on it, the last thing you need is Hiney Piss”

Friend: “Oh well, Weenie McFeenie brah”

by NippleBob Crane May 23, 2022

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021

Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.

Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”

by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021

Weenie McFeenie

A more advanced way to say “is what it is”. Though Weenie McFeenie can be used in various different ways, including being used as an insult, it generally is used as a neutral response.

*Neutral Response Example*

Friend 1: “Dude I can’t believe that happened today at work, I’m just really upset about the whole situation”

Friend 2: “Oh, Weenie McFeenie brah”

*Insulting Example*

Friend 1: “Brah I really don’t want to do anything today besides portal”

Friend 2: “Yea yea yea whatever, Weenie McFeenie”

by NippleBob Crane March 4, 2021