Definitions by Nikki Fritz

breakfast of shame 

When, while trying to make a hasty exit so you can perform the "Walk of Shame", you are inadvertently shanghai'd into eating an early morning meal.This is usually in the presence of parents or disapproving flatmates.

Samantha: "Where were you this morning? You disappeared with that cute guy from the bar and I've been txting you all night. Oh, by the way, i got some bagels with cream cheese and hash browns."

Nikki: "No thanks.I had the breakfast of shame with that guy's parents this morning.His mother wouldn't let me leave until i had a second bowl of Wheaties."

Samantha: "Oh dear God."

breakfast of shame by Nikki Fritz August 19, 2009

beer under the bridge 

When one or more intoxicated individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were drunk.

Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when i was wasted."

Kristin: "He was blitzed too.He said forget about it - it's beer under the bridge."

beer under the bridge by Nikki Fritz August 1, 2009

okidos 

anouther way of affirming something.

xbadjujuvibes: see ya later!

xxkookoo bananas: okidos

okidos by Nikki Fritz June 15, 2009

jiggly puff

to write on someone who is sleeping.

"i jiggly puffed him because his stupid ass passed out with his shoes on."

jiggly puff by nikki fritz March 2, 2008