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9th sense plus

from the book of senses.

When a person gets really high under marijuana and has a flashback/sees future.This rarely happens but when it does the person gets the perfect understanding of the situation.
Brian: Lets go to see that movie in Imax.

Nik: in my mind i get the flashback that ive been there before and it was good and I also realize that if it is Imax,it probably will be good so i agree,9th sense plus
by Nik Armi January 14, 2010
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10 ammendments of smoking marijuana

1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first

2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place

3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.

4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.

P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.

6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.

7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.

8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.

9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers

10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.

Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana
by Nik Armi April 7, 2010
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Rambo concept

from the book of senses.

When a person under the influence of marijuana can only fuckyes(focus) on his ultimate goal and will not back down untill he/she has reached it kinda like Rambo.
Amir:" yo dude are you gonna be ok to drive"
Nik: "of course you are forgetting about the Rambo concept"
by Nik Armi January 19, 2010
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Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.
Rules of smoking in the house with others in it
by Nik Armi January 29, 2010
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High Times Inventions

From the Book Of senses.

These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.
some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"

Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"
by Nik Armi February 4, 2010
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11th sense

From the book of senses.This is a very tricky sense to accomplish.but if mastered enables the high person to get constant flashbacks thus making everything stick better in his mind.he/she will get a much better memory and understanding of surrounding making learning easier.it is because of this sense that some people can study much better high.
Jesus:"yo are we studying or what?"
Nik:"yea lemme hit this a couple of times,get that 11th sense working first"
by Nik Armi November 19, 2010
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Show Some Pussay!!

This is a perfect pickup line for a stoner because it straight up cuts to the subject without wasting time.This pick up can also be used when two girls are making out and always increses the chances of seeing some pussay.This was widely used in the persian jersey shore in south padre.
Pauly:"Yo where are Toney and Sandy Cheecks?"
Armani:"They went to tell this girl to show some pussay!! real quick"
by Nik Armi May 3, 2010
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