heavy equipment operator

An unusually well-hung man.

Percy eyed the leatherman hungrily; the size of his bulge showed that he was a heavy equipment operator, but he also looked like rough trade, and Percy hated visible bruising.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

Linda Lovelace

Female star of <i><b>Deep Throat</b></i>, and widely renowned for the depth to which she could orally insert John Holmes' legendary male member.

Debbie decided to surprise Robert by waking him with her Linda Lovelace impression.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

liquid protein diet

Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.

Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005