10 definitions by Niemand of Chaos

Linda Lovelace

Female star of <i><b>Deep Throat</b></i>, and widely renowned for the depth to which she could orally insert John Holmes' legendary male member.

Debbie decided to surprise Robert by waking him with her Linda Lovelace impression.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

pitcher

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005