perimeter check

n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.

Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.

by Nickarossi May 26, 2007

Office Ninja

1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.

Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"

by Nickarossi November 12, 2007

sextracker

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.

Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"

by Nickarossi August 01, 2007