3 definitions by Nick_Hates_ JorAir.
Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!
by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 16, 2019
Dave: what was that that just went up my ass?
Jermain: Don’t worry bro, I just gave you a longer Furby.
Jermain: Don’t worry bro, I just gave you a longer Furby.
by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. June 4, 2019
That one friend who says he's straight, but everyone knows he's actually gay. Says he has a big dick, but really doesn't, and mocks his friends because of it. Horrible work ethic, and a mooch. A Darian will never stop taking you for your food. Also the kind of guy that ends up on the street, and then living in your basement or garage doing cocaine he bought with money from his job at McDonald's at 40 years old.
Guy: Hey I'm going to the store, need anything?
Guy's Friend: No but don't tell Darian, you'll empty your wallet trying to satisfy his greedy needs.
Guy: Yeah, I heard he's doing cocaine now too.
Guy's Friend: Not surprising, he is Darian after all.
Guy's Friend: No but don't tell Darian, you'll empty your wallet trying to satisfy his greedy needs.
Guy: Yeah, I heard he's doing cocaine now too.
Guy's Friend: Not surprising, he is Darian after all.
by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 16, 2019