Steaktard

Someone who believes they can BBQ the perfect steak... But can't.

Matt bought a $3,000 BBQ then wouldn't shut up about how good he was at cooking steak.

He finally BBQ some aged steaks for us...
It was ok. Sure. But he was still a steaktard.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

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BBQ Bro

Guys who prudently pretend to know how to BBQ but really just love handling each others meat.

Cam and Matt get totally matt-arsed, buck naked and did that BBQ Bro thing. It wasn't gay. It was just two guys (Cam and Matt) naked in a spa with silicon coated tongs.

by Nick your stuff February 22, 2019

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Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

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Pineapple

A common safeword used by dominatrix.

After paying $350 for a dominatrix, there was no way Matt was going to say "pineapple". No matter how many times he was kicked in the balls.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

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Ruby Lounge

Dodgy London share house that holds full ok parties for wasted antipodean folk.

After a whole bunch of laybacks at the Ruby Lounge, they decided to rig up a toy train to do laps of the party room. It was supposed to deliver shots. Instead it just fell on passed out people.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

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