Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Nick Fury

Matthew

To do a Matthew means to forget to bring your shorts when going swimming

"Hey where's your shorts?"
"Oh shit i forgot them, I can't believe I did a Matthew!"

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The condition of being the worst rogue ever. An inability to sap or control aggression in group events. To pull the Meph.

"How do you fail a sap on mobs half your level? Quit pulling the Meph."

Meph by Nick Fury May 13, 2005

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Mostly meaningless but usually offensive mid-afternoon generation by a Sharp Scientific calculator.

Nick: You beesl!!
Jon: You fucking wot?!?!
Nick: beesl..... I think I called you a beesl?!?

beesl by Nick Fury January 4, 2005

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