Nick Estes's definitions

telemundo, baby!

An exclamation of excitement, usually in regards to totally caliente chicks. Also used to describe a feeling of optimism and general well being. See psyched, def. 1. This expression reflects the overall impression of the Telemundo network, colored with images of ravishing, curvacious girls, jovial gamesters, voguing MCs and adrenaline-fueled action. The expression was brought to national attention on ABC's short-lived but entertaining television series Maximum Bob (1998). In one episode Bob Gibbs (portrayed by Beau Bridges) is happy that things are going his way. He is elated, and feeling great. He beams, "Telemundo, baby!" Used in the same vein as the Austin Powers' exclamation: "Yeah, baby!"

Upon seeing the pole dancers slide and flex their bodies in rhythm to the pulsing orgasmic sounds, Ron pulled out a twenty dollar bill, guzzled his beer and yelled "Telemundo, baby!"

by Nick Estes February 14, 2006

spazmobile

A derogatory name for the automobile driven by a youth who is too wild behind the wheel, over-steering, over-accelerating and over-braking aggressively. The car's destination is most likely dorky locations such as electronic gaming stores, corporate fast food eateries and shopping malls. Yelling, twitchy, awkwardly moving high-on-life teens are predictably the passengers. The driver is often a teenager still living at home and driving a parent's car. In January 2007, the U.S. news media began reporting of incidents of increasing auto accidents involving spazmobiles, where teens were injured due to too many distractions in the vehicle.

"I've avoided quite a few collisions with a spazmobile. I can tell kids are on summer vacation."

by Nick Estes February 16, 2007

Olivia Neutron Bomb

A nickname for Australian pop singer and actress Olivia Newton John, who rose to fame with various songs around 1974 and 1975, one entitled "Have You Never Been Mellow?" During this time, nuclear armament science heralded a new invention known as the neutron bomb. It was able to disperse devastating concentrations of life-destroying neutron radiation while leaving buildings and structures intact. Men and boys who didn't appreciate the lilting voice of the singer, who later starred in the Hollywood films Xanadu, def. 1 and 5 and Grease were known to call her by this name. Although they may have fantasized shagging the well-scrubbed songbird, never would they admit to enjoying her enchanting dulcet tones. The name is considered belittling by a Xanadude, and subliminally resembles the title of the rock band known as Olivia Tremor Control.

Dennis turned off the radio in disgust and cued up some heavy metal albums. "Not Olivia Neutron Bomb again. Isn't she ever going to shut up?"

by Nick Estes February 15, 2006