Nick Estes's definitions

rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.

"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

by Nick Estes February 13, 2006

pooper scooper

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.

I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!

by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

Robo Head

A disparaging name for an individual who abuses Robitussin products, obtaining a delirious or weezy, def.7 feeling from the cough and cold relief medicine alone or in conjunction with other controlled substances. Children and teens looking for a cheap kick may be tempted to steal from a family medicine cabinet or retail store shelf to acquire a Robitussin or similar product, usually a cough syrup in liquid form. By this stage in the addiction, they may be called a "Robo Head" by their distanced peers. Massive quantities of Red Bull energy drink has become a more acceptable buzz with underage drinkers due to its hypertensive effects. See Paint Sniffer for variation of abuse.

"I'm not walking home from school with Kyle any more. He's a Robo Head!"

by Nick Estes February 13, 2006

Jesus Chrysler!

A humorous exclamation, punfully used to avoid damnation and the like. Auto mechanics tend to use it in situations of frustration. See Geez Louise.

"This Laser has been taken on a joy ride. It's fucked forever.
Jesus Chrysler!

by Nick Estes July 6, 2006

airplane glue

An adhesive used in attaching pieces of a scale model kit together. This glue melts and bonds the plastic, def. 9 or balsa wood it comes into contact with. During the 1950's and 60's, when scale model kits reached their height of popularity, only adults could purchase this glue because it was abused by mischievous children addicted to inhaling the vapors. The gaseous particles emanating from the stringy, sticky glue caused light-headedness and a weezy, def. 7 feeling. Testors manufactured an airplane glue in a distinctive orange colored tube. High concentrations of airplane dope, used in flying model kit assembly, can produce similar results.

"You've got a nice model there. All you need to get started is some paint and airplane glue, and a well ventilated work space."

by Nick Estes February 15, 2006

mammoos

A playful name for breasts, joining mammaries with moo (in relation to cow utterances). An expectant father may use this name affectionately for his woman's lactating breasts.

Jim was feeling frisky when he saw his wife alone at the kitchen sink. The kids were nowhere to be seen. He slid up behind her and squeezed her rack.
"Come on, show me your mammoos..."

by Nick Estes April 17, 2006

double one-way switchback

A street layout phenomenon occuring in driving, where a motorist unfamiliar with an area encounters two one-way streets in succession, forcing the course of the car away from the destination, or back to the location where the impasse was first noticed. A triple one-way switchback involves three one-way streets and produces the same results.

Bill kept driving away from where he wanted to go. The neighborhood was a maze of double one-way switchbacks.

by Nick Estes April 9, 2006