Nick D's definitions

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

the most pimped-out car accessory available, very rare.

430 Lex with convertible top, and the rims keep spinning every time I stop.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Cannabis Cup

An annual contest in Amsterdam where marijuana growers from around the world bring the cream of their crop and a winner is announced and named best weed in the world. Sponsored by High Times Magazine, and usually held in late November.

Julio: "Sheeeit man I'm on the hunt for the green october like it ain't no thing."
Paul Simon: "You in luck playa. I got this BC bud, this phat chronic nugget from Cali, Cannibus Cup winning Greenhouse Morning Glory from the dam, and then there's this Canadian schwag. What you want."
Julio: "Schwag! Right on! Gimme that shit, I'm gonna go smoke that over in the schoolyard."
Paul Simon: "Fucking rookies."

by Nick D November 5, 2003

50 Cent

The greatest rapper to hit the scene since his mentor, Eminem. A role model: people live by the famous WWFCD (What would Fifty Cent Do?).

What would 50 Cent do? Fuckin' shoot someone, that's what.

by Nick D March 11, 2003

laughing stock

Something or someone that is ridiculed by everyone else and is often well-known only because it is so ridiculous and so bad it's funny.

The 2004 USA "Dream Team" is the laughing stock of the basketball world.

David Hasselhoff is the laughing stock of the rap music industry.

William Hung is the laughing stock of the American people.

by Nick D August 16, 2004

bite it

To die; to become bernie; to kick the bucket; to buy the farm. Short for bite the dust.

"I banged your mom last night."
"That's not funny dogg, my mom bit it last week."
"Oh shit, I'm really sorry. What happened?"
"The horse fell on her."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

cool as the other side of the pillow

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.

Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

by Nick D October 20, 2003

a nigga

Used in place of "I", "me", or "my". A synonym of "a playa". I would advise against referring to yourself in this way if you're a person of the pasty persuasion.

That bitch know how to suck a nigga dick good!

by Nick D January 20, 2004