by Nick D May 21, 2003
To look at someone's features in order to determine that person's level of sexual attractiveness and the extent to which you would like to chuck it in her/have him chuck it in you.
After I nailed her little sister and didn't call back, Kim went on a major bitching tirade. I didn't mind though, since she was wearing a low-cut shirt and it gave me a good chance to check out her amazing rack.
by Nick D March 08, 2006
"Here, try this hallucinogen. It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze, and the gin." -Eminem, "My Fault (Mushrooms)"
by Nick D January 16, 2004
A green liquid containing 60-80% alcohol and wormwood absinth. Good absinth (illegal in most countries) can cause hallucination. Bad absinth just gets you really wasted. Many people believe absinth was the cause of a lot of old French guys going crazy in the 18th and 19th centuries.
The Stanford Tri Delt was straight tore up when I was sober, but as I downed more and more absinth, she magically transformed to beat to slightly below average to nothing to write home about to blowed. Then I got her indabutt and was very surprised when I woke up next to a disgusting pig the next morning.
by Nick D December 04, 2003
Ayyo nigga there ain't no bitches here in Philly, let's go pimp it up in the 717...I hear those girls love to slob some nob.
by Nick D February 07, 2003
A very unattractive female who would receive a rating of "1" on a scale of 1 to 10.
The opposite of a dime piece or dime (a perfect 10).
See also small change.
The opposite of a dime piece or dime (a perfect 10).
See also small change.
Bob: "Hey man, I think I've got a shot with Tiffany tonight? Can you play wingman for me?"
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."
by Nick D May 23, 2006
by Nick D February 09, 2003