Definitions by Nick D

fish 

something you go in card games; drawing a card

"Go fish!"
"Go fuck yourself."

fish by Nick D March 6, 2003

fish 

a loose poker player who loses all their money easily.

Matt Damon is such a fucking fish.

fish by Nick D March 6, 2003

fish 

An animal that lives in the water and swims. They might kill you in some instances.

"Where's Kenny?"
"Dude, a fish killed him."
"Damn."
"Let's go play wiffle ball."

fish by Nick D March 6, 2003

fish 

to try to acquire something.

Bitch was fishing for compliments, saying shit like "I lost 5 lbs." and "I just got implants." and "How do I look?" So I pimp-slapped her.

fish by Nick D March 6, 2003

fish 

to try to catch fish with a net, line and hook, vacuum cleaner, high-powered harpoon gun, or other instrument.

"Hey Bob I caught 39 fish."
"With what variety of instrument?"
"A vacuum cleaner."
"Pizzimp tizzite!"

fish by Nick D March 6, 2003

Don't fuck with my bitch

1) What you say when you tell a nigga/cracka who frontin' to lay off your bitch.
2) should have been the title of that Nivea song...it wouldn't suck so much then.

1) Don't fuck with my bitch nigga or the pigs gonna find you and your family in a dark alley lyin' in chalk.
2) Don't fuck with my bitch, I'm a be the one to break it to you, got my niggaz and my bitch, so find yo own ho and leave mine alone yo.

Don't fuck with my bitch by Nick D March 6, 2003

It's funny because it's poisonous! 

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

It's funny because it's poisonous! by Nick D March 6, 2003