Nick D's definitions

glug

A failed douching attempt.

Bob set up on the second floor balcony with his keg bucket waiting for Eric to come back from class, but he accidentally mistook a dog for Eric and dumped his load too early. Meanwhile Eric snuck up to the third floor and douched Bob from above. What a glug.

by Nick D March 10, 2005

fuzzbuster

a radar detector.

I laugh at the pigs hiding out on the side of the highway now that I got my fuzzbuster. Better stick to Dunkin' Donuts.

by Nick D April 4, 2003

ibonics

it's "ebonics" dumbass

Only fucking ediots speak ibonics.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

Stoners Graceland

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

by Nick D October 29, 2003

chimney

someone who smokes like a fiend, generally cigarettes or weed

Matt smokes so much that when he's sitting in his car people come after him with hoses and fire extinguishers. What a fucking chimney.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

the cascine

The largest temp agency in Florence (Italy). Also a park. They only offer one job, depending on your gender: a prostitute or a drug dealer.

10 years ago, I went to the cascine broke and homeless. Now I've got my own whorehouse and bring in $50,000 a year.

by Nick D September 25, 2003