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To hold on to the same beer all night and drink it very slowly, if at all. Can also describe a person who does this often. Frequent nursing has been scientifically linked to membership in the babysitters club.
Ray: "My brother's going to school to be a chef."
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
Get the nurse mug.After I nailed the last guy to win our dodgeball game, the whole team gave me high fives, except for Steve, who smacked me in the ass. What a balltickler that guy is.
by Nick D October 25, 2005
Get the balltickler mug.To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.
Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
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by Nick D October 21, 2005
Get the have a cow mug.After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
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by Nick D October 21, 2005
Get the go apeshit mug.Rutherford: "What a lovely morning is, Cardwell."
Cardwell: "Ah yes, Rutherford, it is quite a day for a brisk stroll around the estate, is it not?"
Rutherford: "Certainly. I cannot wait to retire to the manor where my handmaiden has prepared freshly baked scones and the finest tea of China."
Cardwell: "She is quite the lovely young lady, I must say."
Rutherford: "Oh, so you take a liking to my handmaiden, do you? Well your handmaiden is quite elegant as well. I do believe I will invite her over for tea tomorrow afternoon."
Cardwell: "Really? Well I do believe I will have your handmaiden over to my estate that very same day. I will have my chef prepare us a nice lobster dinner and after we are finished, I do believe I will charles it in her."
Rutherford: "Ah, my dear Cardwell, if only you knew that I charlesed it in your own Lady Cardwell just last week. Indabutt."
Cardwell: "Ah yes, Rutherford, it is quite a day for a brisk stroll around the estate, is it not?"
Rutherford: "Certainly. I cannot wait to retire to the manor where my handmaiden has prepared freshly baked scones and the finest tea of China."
Cardwell: "She is quite the lovely young lady, I must say."
Rutherford: "Oh, so you take a liking to my handmaiden, do you? Well your handmaiden is quite elegant as well. I do believe I will invite her over for tea tomorrow afternoon."
Cardwell: "Really? Well I do believe I will have your handmaiden over to my estate that very same day. I will have my chef prepare us a nice lobster dinner and after we are finished, I do believe I will charles it in her."
Rutherford: "Ah, my dear Cardwell, if only you knew that I charlesed it in your own Lady Cardwell just last week. Indabutt."
by Nick D October 19, 2005
Get the charles it in her mug.Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.
George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"
by Nick D October 11, 2005
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Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."
by Nick D October 11, 2005
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