Definitions by Nick D

like there's no tomorrow 

Excessively. A synonym of like it ain't no thing or until the cows come home.

You know the old saying: work like you need the money, dance like no one's watching, and smoke dat chronic herb like there's no tomorrow.

like there's no tomorrow by Nick D March 18, 2004

St. John's surprise 

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.

I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.

St. John's surprise by Nick D March 18, 2004

the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

the wife by Nick D February 26, 2004

boil down 

To come down to in the end, when all the bullshit surrounding the issue is removed.

It all boils down to the fact that you're jealous of my paper stack.

boil down by Nick D February 26, 2004

protein shake 

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

protein shake by Nick D February 26, 2004

until the cows come home 

1) For a very long time.
2) From now until whatever time the fat broads you live with return to the house.

1)
When the cops started knocking on the door of the cocaine storehouse, Pete and Tony jumped out the window and ran until the cows came home.

2)
"Hey dad, when are we gonna be eating dinner?"
"Not until the cows come home, son. Where the hell are your mother and sister? I'm hungry too."

until the cows come home by Nick D February 25, 2004

lay in the cut 

To hang out in the background.

"Shit dogg! You lay in the cut straight sittin' in yo' ass and gettin' yo' drink on and yo' snack on, while we floss and fly this mofo all over this bitch." -Delta commercial

lay in the cut by Nick D February 24, 2004