Nick D's definitions

fuzzbuster

a radar detector.

I laugh at the pigs hiding out on the side of the highway now that I got my fuzzbuster. Better stick to Dunkin' Donuts.

by Nick D April 4, 2003

ibonics

it's "ebonics" dumbass

Only fucking ediots speak ibonics.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

Stoners Graceland

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

by Nick D October 29, 2003

chimney

someone who smokes like a fiend, generally cigarettes or weed

Matt smokes so much that when he's sitting in his car people come after him with hoses and fire extinguishers. What a fucking chimney.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

the cascine

The largest temp agency in Florence (Italy). Also a park. They only offer one job, depending on your gender: a prostitute or a drug dealer.

10 years ago, I went to the cascine broke and homeless. Now I've got my own whorehouse and bring in $50,000 a year.

by Nick D September 25, 2003

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).

The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

gangster

a member of a gang.

I'm in da Crips, I'm a gangster.

Al Capone is a gangster. Syphilis killed that motherfucker.

The Bloodhound Gang sucks and runs around in fucking retarded suits, but they're still gangsters since they're in a gang.

by Nick D April 6, 2003