Definitions by Nick D

D.F.F. 

designated fat friend.
In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".

Last night the boyz and me went to the bar and met 4 girls. Tony, Mike, and Rob went home with the 3 hot ones and I got stuck with the fucking D.F.F. Man did I take one for the team!

D.F.F. by Nick D January 16, 2007

wrecked

(adj) Extremely ugly, beat, busted, broke down, or tore up.

When Tony realized the girl he met over the internet looked nothing like the Cindy Crawford picture she'd sent him and was actually totally wrecked, he realized he had no choice but to tell her he had a bad case of the beer shits and sneak out the bathroom window.

wrecked by Nick D January 16, 2007

h to the izzo 

water, in ebonics.

Kizznids, remember to say nizzo to drizzugs, exercizzize, izzeat rizzite, and drink a shit load of h to the izzo.

h to the izzo by Nick D January 5, 2007

jack

Absolutely nothing; a shortened form of jack shit or jack squat and a synonym of diddly.

Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"

jack by Nick D September 9, 2006

Trust 

i feel you homey; word

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
"Trust."

Trust by Nick D August 8, 2006

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

refrigerator raider 

A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.

Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.

refrigerator raider by Nick D June 28, 2006