Nick D's definitions

make it

1) To reach a goal.
2) To have sex, in 80's slang.

Judd: "EMILIO!!!"
Emilio: "How's your attempt to make it with a girl from every sorority on campus going?"
Judd: "I finally made it by banging Molly from Tri Delt last weekend. Serious hogging."
Emilio: "Word."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

poopbutt

A sucker who lacks street smarts and is easily played; a mark.

"I ain't the one, the one to get played like a poopbutt...ya see I'm from the streets, and I know what's up." -Ice Cube, N.W.A.'s "I Ain't Tha 1"

John talked Rusty into buying "turbo-powered" toilet paper for double the price of regular. Man, what a poopbutt that guy is.

by Nick D August 28, 2005

never have I ever

A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).

That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

by Nick D February 26, 2004

in da heezy fo' sheezy

Ghetto way to say "in the house, for sure." Used to emphasize someone's presence.

Jamal: "Oh yeah! Chingy is the greatest rapper ever!"
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."

Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

drug school

A way for a drug addict or ex-drug addict to explain his extensive knowledge of drugs without actually admitting to being a serious stoner, crackhead, dope fiend, etc.

From "Super Troopers":
Officer Rod Farva: "Where'd ya learn that one, rook...drug school?"

D.A.R.E. officer: "Now kids, this is how you roll a joint. Never do this. Drugs are bad for you."
Your 8-year-old kid: "Bullshit motherfucker you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Let me show you."
(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)
D.A.R.E. officer: "Wow son...where'd you learn that? You don't smoke marijuana, do you?"
Your kid: "Ahh hell no ya fuckin' pig...drug school...bitch!"
(lights up the J and smokes it)

by Nick D November 12, 2003

cig

short for "cigarette" (if filled with marijuana it's a cigaweed).

I banged your mom indabutt, pulled an emeril on her, got in a good ol' danza slap, donkey punched the bitch, then went outside to smoke a cig.

by Nick D April 28, 2003