Nick D's definitions
The ultimate easy major in college. Getting anything lower than a 'A' in any class requires serious effort.
Professor: "Johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my Advanced International Relations 338 class."
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
by Nick D February 7, 2006
Get the International Relationsmug. Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.
When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.
by Nick D October 25, 2004
Get the plead the secondmug. 1) a rap group known for such classic hits as "Ballers (up in here)", "Sex, Money, and Drugs", and the unforgettable "We Got Hoes too, Nigga"
2) when a bunch of guys line up to hit up a bitch (or a guy if you're fags) from the back
2) when a bunch of guys line up to hit up a bitch (or a guy if you're fags) from the back
by Nick D September 9, 2003
Get the ram squadmug. 1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
Get the well I nevermug. puking into the toilet.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
Get the riding the porcelain busmug. When you're drunk, high, or totally fucked up on something and you just want to chill out and someone tries to get all serious or emotional on you, ruining your night.
"Yo nigga this skank bitch won't leave me alone."
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"
by Nick D March 9, 2003
Get the blow my buzzmug. "I banged your mom last night."
"That's not funny dogg, my mom bit it last week."
"Oh shit, I'm really sorry. What happened?"
"The horse fell on her."
"That's not funny dogg, my mom bit it last week."
"Oh shit, I'm really sorry. What happened?"
"The horse fell on her."
by Nick D January 31, 2004
Get the bite itmug.