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A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.
by Nick D October 28, 2004
Get the hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking mug.a drinking feat in which you have to spend a total of $10 on Taco Bell bean burritos and 40 oz. malt liquor bottles, then finish them all within 1 hour.
Stay away from Room 117...there are a bunch of fools doing the Taco Bell Challenge in there. It's a fucking toxic waste zone.
by Nick D May 5, 2003
Get the Taco Bell Challenge mug.Scott: "How'd last night go?"
Zach: "Things were going well for awhile? I took Nina upstairs and she told me she wanted me to stick it to her."
Scott: "Not bad. So did you beat it up or what?"
Zach: "No. She really freaked out when I brought out the Krazy glue."
Scott: "You fucking idiot. She didn't mean it literally."
Zach: "Oh, shit."
Zach: "Things were going well for awhile? I took Nina upstairs and she told me she wanted me to stick it to her."
Scott: "Not bad. So did you beat it up or what?"
Zach: "No. She really freaked out when I brought out the Krazy glue."
Scott: "You fucking idiot. She didn't mean it literally."
Zach: "Oh, shit."
by Nick D July 5, 2004
Get the stick it to her mug.Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
by Nick D February 18, 2005
Get the substantial abundance of wiener mug.The ultimate easy major in college. Getting anything lower than a 'A' in any class requires serious effort.
Professor: "Johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my Advanced International Relations 338 class."
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
by Nick D February 7, 2006
Get the International Relations mug.At the laundromat:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Nothing much. I lost a quarter under the washing machine a couple minutes ago."
Doc: "That's the breaks."
A week later:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Didn't you hear? I lost my job and my wife left me for the mailman. Oh yeah, and my house burned down during Thanksgiving dinner and my entire family died. What a terrible tragedy!"
Doc: "That's the breaks."
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Nothing much. I lost a quarter under the washing machine a couple minutes ago."
Doc: "That's the breaks."
A week later:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Didn't you hear? I lost my job and my wife left me for the mailman. Oh yeah, and my house burned down during Thanksgiving dinner and my entire family died. What a terrible tragedy!"
Doc: "That's the breaks."
by Nick D March 18, 2004
Get the the breaks mug.the challenge at Cluck U Chicken where you get your picture on the wall and a T-shirt if you eat 12 of the hottest wings in the world in 10 mins w/o water...usually results in intense pain and an ER visit.
Cluck U Employee: "OK you made it, here's the T-shirt."
Friend: "Good job!"
You:
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT! SHUT UP!!! Get me some milk, food, napkins, water, pepto-bismol, etc etc...NOW BITCH!!! NOOOOOOOWWWWWW before I shoot this fucking hot wing sauce IN YOUR FUCKING EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm going to DIIIEEE!"
Friend: "Good job!"
You:
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT! SHUT UP!!! Get me some milk, food, napkins, water, pepto-bismol, etc etc...NOW BITCH!!! NOOOOOOOWWWWWW before I shoot this fucking hot wing sauce IN YOUR FUCKING EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm going to DIIIEEE!"
by Nick D February 11, 2003
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