Nick D's definitions

donut

Cop food. That's why the motherfuckers are such fat pigs.

You know what's the stupidest way a cracka ever got himself killed? Trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Before he could say "Hand over the money!", about 10 cops who were all eating there shot his dumb ass. They done turned that fool into Krispy Kreme.

by Nick D May 28, 2003

waste your flavor

To cramp your style or disrespect someone, making the person look like a little bitch, or anything less than a pimp.

Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"

by Nick D October 26, 2004

it's for a cop

Another way to say "spit in it".

Burger punk: "Double baco cheeseburger...it's for a cop."
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."


(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"

by Nick D April 25, 2004

anything that walks

Describes, literally, any person or animal that can ambulate using legs or related appendages. Generally though it is used as the epitome of low standards in the selection of a mate of the opposite sex.

We all knew Ray would fuck anything that walks and swore by the saying pussy ain't got no face. But he outdid even himself when he was arrested for sneaking into Sea World with intent to engage in intercourse with the female dolphins.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

by Nick D August 26, 2004

FAB

An acronym for:
Far
Away
Bitch.

Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.

After whistling and shouting a couple "OW OW!"s when checking out Julie from a far, Ted soon realized the terrible truth: that despite the decent body, it appeared that her face had caught on fire and been put out with a chain and some acid. However, since he was not a man of high standards and never turned down an easy piece of ass, he proceeded to bag it and tag it.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

penny piece

A very unattractive female who would receive a rating of "1" on a scale of 1 to 10.
The opposite of a dime piece or dime (a perfect 10).
See also small change.

Bob: "Hey man, I think I've got a shot with Tiffany tonight? Can you play wingman for me?"
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."

by Nick D May 27, 2006