Nick D's definitions

glug

A failed douching attempt.

Bob set up on the second floor balcony with his keg bucket waiting for Eric to come back from class, but he accidentally mistook a dog for Eric and dumped his load too early. Meanwhile Eric snuck up to the third floor and douched Bob from above. What a glug.

by Nick D March 10, 2005

catch feelings

To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.

"The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin life, I'm thinkin more like - whassup tonight?"
-DMX "What They Want"

by Nick D January 9, 2004

give in

To succumb to pressure or temptation, similar to cave in although not as extreme.

After months of lusting after the 14-year-old girl from the pool, George finally gave in to his urges to chuck it in her.

After weeks of brutal struggles in the communal prison shower, George's rectal sphincter finally gave in and he got what was coming to him.

by Nick D August 14, 2004

no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

by Nick D August 13, 2004

the jacket

The fuzz, the five-O, the police.

"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

by Nick D January 31, 2004

well I never

1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.

Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

blow my buzz

When you're drunk, high, or totally fucked up on something and you just want to chill out and someone tries to get all serious or emotional on you, ruining your night.

"Yo nigga this skank bitch won't leave me alone."
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"

by Nick D March 9, 2003