Nick D's definitions

gangster

a member of a gang.

I'm in da Crips, I'm a gangster.

Al Capone is a gangster. Syphilis killed that motherfucker.

The Bloodhound Gang sucks and runs around in fucking retarded suits, but they're still gangsters since they're in a gang.

by Nick D April 6, 2003

stick it to her

To have sexual intercourse with a girl, much like chuck it in her.

Scott: "How'd last night go?"
Zach: "Things were going well for awhile? I took Nina upstairs and she told me she wanted me to stick it to her."
Scott: "Not bad. So did you beat it up or what?"
Zach: "No. She really freaked out when I brought out the Krazy glue."
Scott: "You fucking idiot. She didn't mean it literally."
Zach: "Oh, shit."

by Nick D July 5, 2004

beat up jill

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.

Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).

The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

glug

A failed douching attempt.

Bob set up on the second floor balcony with his keg bucket waiting for Eric to come back from class, but he accidentally mistook a dog for Eric and dumped his load too early. Meanwhile Eric snuck up to the third floor and douched Bob from above. What a glug.

by Nick D March 10, 2005

catch feelings

To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.

"The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin life, I'm thinkin more like - whassup tonight?"
-DMX "What They Want"

by Nick D January 9, 2004

the fast and the furious

People that generally do things quickly and people that are extremely angry.

Jeff can run a mile in 4 1/2 minutes. Kevin always gets really mad and beats the shit out of people. Together, I'd probably consider them to be the fast and the furious.

by Nick D October 15, 2003