Nick D's definitions

cowboy

Someone who is overstepping their boundaries or taking things too far. A synonym or tiger.

"...so there we were with a couple of Canadian lumberjacks and a one-eyed, one-armed Norwegian quadriplegic. So I turned to Umberto and Crazy Pete and said, ´How'd we end up in this Turkish prison anyway. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?´ And then, out of nowhere, this guy with a nightstick..."
"Whoa, whoa, settle down. Easy, cowboy."

by Nick D December 19, 2003

El Camino

A long ass road that goes lengthwise through California (full name: El Camino Real).

I saw your mom on the corner of El Camino and Wilshire in LA, then I saw her on the corner of El Camino and Stanford in Palo Alto, 400 miles away. DAMN that slut gets around!

by Nick D May 23, 2003

Instant orgasm

what girls often have when an extreme pimp, such as JC Chasez, Will Smith, or myself is in line of sight.

So I was walking on the boardwalk and this girl just falls over next to me and starts making noises. Must have been another instant orgasm.

by Nick D March 6, 2003

erection

a building; the end result of a construction crew's erecting efforts.

Just looking at that big, beautiful erection that Frank Lloyd Wright designed gives me an erection.

by Nick D April 18, 2003

Captain Beef

A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?

We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.

by Nick D November 3, 2003

It's 5:00 somewhere

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).

"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."

by Nick D October 13, 2003

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003