I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.
by Nick D May 01, 2003
Get the jack-off Jimmymug. Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.
When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.
by Nick D October 25, 2004
Get the plead the secondmug. 1) a rap group known for such classic hits as "Ballers (up in here)", "Sex, Money, and Drugs", and the unforgettable "We Got Hoes too, Nigga"
2) when a bunch of guys line up to hit up a bitch (or a guy if you're fags) from the back
2) when a bunch of guys line up to hit up a bitch (or a guy if you're fags) from the back
by Nick D September 09, 2003
Get the ram squadmug. designated fat friend.
In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".
In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".
Last night the boyz and me went to the bar and met 4 girls. Tony, Mike, and Rob went home with the 3 hot ones and I got stuck with the fucking D.F.F. Man did I take one for the team!
by Nick D January 16, 2007
Get the D.F.F.mug. Your sister: "Hey baby, wanna get it on?"
Nick D: "No. I drank too much. Can't you see I'm puking here?"
Your sister: "I don't mind a little puke. You know where to find me, big boy. I'll be waiting for you."
Nick D: "In your dreams, ho. I may be tore down, but that doesn't change the fact that you're straight TORE UP."
Nick D: "No. I drank too much. Can't you see I'm puking here?"
Your sister: "I don't mind a little puke. You know where to find me, big boy. I'll be waiting for you."
Nick D: "In your dreams, ho. I may be tore down, but that doesn't change the fact that you're straight TORE UP."
by Nick D February 10, 2004
Get the tore downmug. 1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
Get the well I nevermug. The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.
(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."
by Nick D July 14, 2004
Get the it's your birthdaymug.