Nick D's definitions

lyin' in chalk

DEAD! When someone gets murdad in the hood they draw the outline of the body in chalk.

If you sell me chalk instead of real cocaine that's what you gonna be lyin' in real soon, nigga.

by Nick D March 6, 2003

Edward 40-hands

a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.

Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Nick D May 5, 2003

oddball

a guy with one nut (see uni-nut).

Joey has been an oddball ever since he lost his other nut in a child molesting accident.

by Nick D April 3, 2003

Little Britain

A great show. I do really like it but there is a bad point, one I don't think Matt Lucas thought about. The endless quotes. If I heard one more "Yeah, but no, but" or "ano" or "Dust, Dust anyone" i may just have to rip there fucking heads off and destroy them!

Simon (Train Boy): You see Little Britain last night?"
Nick: "Yeah"
Simon (Train Freak): It was the best yet... Yeah but no but yeah but.." *smack*

by Nick D November 10, 2004

grip of

Extremely or a lot of. See also grippa.

Diggity damn, I see a grip of fine bitches up in this piece!

Childress is at the line shooting two with Stanford down two points and 3.4 seconds left...damn nigga he's grip of got to make these shots!

by Nick D February 8, 2004

Atkins diet

A diet that advocating eating basically whatever the hell you want as long as it's low in carbs. Supposedly helps you lose weight.

"Hey I saw your mom at Denny's today eating a plate of 10 eggs scrambled with extra cheese, 30 strips of bacon, and a large glass of half and half. Must have blown half her paycheck on that one."
"Shut up man. She's on the Atkins diet. She's already lost 10 pounds."
"What's that put her at, deuce and a half."
"Close, she's about 280 nowadays."
"That's a HUGE bitch!"

by Nick D February 24, 2004

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

by Nick D May 18, 2004