Definitions by Nick D
D.F.F.
designated fat friend.
In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".
In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".
Last night the boyz and me went to the bar and met 4 girls. Tony, Mike, and Rob went home with the 3 hot ones and I got stuck with the fucking D.F.F. Man did I take one for the team!
wrecked
When Tony realized the girl he met over the internet looked nothing like the Cindy Crawford picture she'd sent him and was actually totally wrecked, he realized he had no choice but to tell her he had a bad case of the beer shits and sneak out the bathroom window.
h to the izzo
Kizznids, remember to say nizzo to drizzugs, exercizzize, izzeat rizzite, and drink a shit load of h to the izzo.
h to the izzo by Nick D January 5, 2007
jack
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
Trust
hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006
refrigerator raider
A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.
Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.
refrigerator raider by Nick D June 28, 2006