Nick D's definitions

Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by Nick D October 16, 2003

remainders of fun

A game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. Basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. Then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever's original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. It's a really dumb game, and that tool bag Nicholas D claims to have invented it.

Nick D: "Shotty!"
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."

by Nick D May 23, 2004

Beirut

1) beer pong, where you try to throw a ping pong ball into cups of beer across the table...other team drinks the made cups.
2) the capital of Lebanon.

1) It ain't just a city in Lebanon. HOLLA!
2) I played 20 games of Beirut in Beirut last night, and this morning I'm paying for that shit, riding the porcelain bus

by Nick D February 13, 2003

refrigerator raider

A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.

Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.

by Nick D June 28, 2006

like a Tri Delt on cake

The epitome of being all over something. Tri Delt refers to the Delta Delta Delta sorority which is known all over the country for very large girls.

When the troops brought the loaf of bread into the Ethiopian village, the starving kids there were all over that mofo like a Tri Delt on cake.

Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.

by Nick D November 3, 2003

spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 1, 2005

break the bank

To make a shitload of money.

When Joe deposited 700 G's into his savings account at once, the bank broke.

by Nick D January 12, 2004