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Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.
When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.
by Nick D October 25, 2004
Get the plead the second mug.1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
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by Nick D February 13, 2003
Get the riding the porcelain bus mug.When you're drunk, high, or totally fucked up on something and you just want to chill out and someone tries to get all serious or emotional on you, ruining your night.
"Yo nigga this skank bitch won't leave me alone."
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"
by Nick D March 9, 2003
Get the blow my buzz mug.Your sister: "Hey baby, wanna get it on?"
Nick D: "No. I drank too much. Can't you see I'm puking here?"
Your sister: "I don't mind a little puke. You know where to find me, big boy. I'll be waiting for you."
Nick D: "In your dreams, ho. I may be tore down, but that doesn't change the fact that you're straight TORE UP."
Nick D: "No. I drank too much. Can't you see I'm puking here?"
Your sister: "I don't mind a little puke. You know where to find me, big boy. I'll be waiting for you."
Nick D: "In your dreams, ho. I may be tore down, but that doesn't change the fact that you're straight TORE UP."
by Nick D February 10, 2004
Get the tore down mug.I'd give that girl a 0 out of 10 even with Stanford goggles...she fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down!
by Nick D February 8, 2003
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Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."
by Nick D May 10, 2004
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