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To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.
Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
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by Nick D October 21, 2005
Get the have a cow mug.Abbreviation for Foreign Mother Fucker. A commonly used term for a foreign student. Major problem for American college and graduate students at top schools.
Common characteristics are:
1) Work 24/7, socialize/do other stuff 0/0.
2) Walk quickly and nervously, avoiding eye contact with anyone.
3) Goofy foreign outfits such as soccer uniforms, short shorts for guys, and ridiculously conservative/plain outfits for girls, with goofy foreign shoulder packs.
4) Thick black-rimmed glasses.
5) Scrawny stature and pockmarked face.
6) Shuffle nervously through notes during exams, dropping things, sweating profusely, and freaking out.
7) Think that the professor saying "Stop working NOW" on an exam means the same thing as "15-minute warning," and will keep working furiously until the exam is physically snatched out of their hand.
8) Friday night all-nighters of studying and spreadsheet analysis marathons with breaks every few hours for Anime porn.
9) Ask incomprehensible, mumbling, irrelevant questions in lecture.
10) Despite their eagerness in lecture, speak at an inaudible volume, if at all, in social situations.
11) Score 114 points on a test where only 100 are possible.
12) Argue with the TA for 2 hours about one point on a problem set that's worth 2% of the overall grade.
13) Have the problem set finished before you realized it had been handed out.
14) Act like a major douche bag in any and all circumstances.
15) Use their knowledge they learn from American schools to start foreign companies that destroy American companies in the market since their labor forces consist primarily of starving 6-year-olds working 20 hours a day for 2 cents and a bowl of rice.
Common characteristics are:
1) Work 24/7, socialize/do other stuff 0/0.
2) Walk quickly and nervously, avoiding eye contact with anyone.
3) Goofy foreign outfits such as soccer uniforms, short shorts for guys, and ridiculously conservative/plain outfits for girls, with goofy foreign shoulder packs.
4) Thick black-rimmed glasses.
5) Scrawny stature and pockmarked face.
6) Shuffle nervously through notes during exams, dropping things, sweating profusely, and freaking out.
7) Think that the professor saying "Stop working NOW" on an exam means the same thing as "15-minute warning," and will keep working furiously until the exam is physically snatched out of their hand.
8) Friday night all-nighters of studying and spreadsheet analysis marathons with breaks every few hours for Anime porn.
9) Ask incomprehensible, mumbling, irrelevant questions in lecture.
10) Despite their eagerness in lecture, speak at an inaudible volume, if at all, in social situations.
11) Score 114 points on a test where only 100 are possible.
12) Argue with the TA for 2 hours about one point on a problem set that's worth 2% of the overall grade.
13) Have the problem set finished before you realized it had been handed out.
14) Act like a major douche bag in any and all circumstances.
15) Use their knowledge they learn from American schools to start foreign companies that destroy American companies in the market since their labor forces consist primarily of starving 6-year-olds working 20 hours a day for 2 cents and a bowl of rice.
(Group project)
"OK...Sujeep, Chong-Ming, and Hassam...you guys are the FMF's in this group, and therefore you're all ridiculously smart and overachieving socially awkward douche bags. So you guys handle all the mathematical shit, data analysis, and charts...basically you do all the work for this...and then Dave and I will translate your incoherent foreign bullshit into understandable English."
"OK...Sujeep, Chong-Ming, and Hassam...you guys are the FMF's in this group, and therefore you're all ridiculously smart and overachieving socially awkward douche bags. So you guys handle all the mathematical shit, data analysis, and charts...basically you do all the work for this...and then Dave and I will translate your incoherent foreign bullshit into understandable English."
by Nick D February 17, 2006
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You: "Foo s' what I do for a livin' nigga! Fuck you cracka!"
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You: "Foo s' what I do for a livin' nigga! Fuck you cracka!"
(shoot that cracka) BANG BANG!
by Nick D February 18, 2003
Get the S' what I do for a livin' nigga! mug.The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).
"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")
Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
by Nick D October 13, 2003
Get the It's 5:00 somewhere mug.Yeah, Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick...Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick, Luke can eat a fat dick...hahaha. It's Dre Day MOTHAFUCKAZ!!!
by Nick D February 18, 2003
Get the Dre Day mug.To give up or surrender. Probably related in origin to throwing up the white flag, which also indicates surrender.
When I was losing by 5 in the game of Don't Throw The Towel in the Bucket with a minute remaining, I realized it was hopeless and decided to just throw in the towel.
by Nick D July 4, 2004
Get the throw in the towel mug.A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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