A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.
by Nick March 28, 2003

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by Nick July 23, 2004

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
by Nick April 12, 2006

best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!
by Nick June 05, 2005

Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.
by nick May 25, 2005

when a group of males all stand in a circle and everyone jerks the person os either the right or the left of them.
"Hey, are you guys up for a circle jerk, lets all go right."
"Ok, but I well have to stand out, I'm left handed"
"Ok, but I well have to stand out, I'm left handed"
by nick September 07, 2004
