A person who is unnecessarily aggressive, rude, insulting and generally unpleasant to you on Facebook.
MIKE: Did you see what Jack wrote on Rick's timeline? He's well out of order.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.
by Niblo Grape January 20, 2018
A description of the noise a heavy smoker's chest makes, when breathing. A wheeze that is emitted, resembling the sound of bagpipes.
MADDIE: Jesus, can you hear the noise his chest is making?
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.
by Niblo Grape February 04, 2018
A Seagull.
by Niblo Grape July 14, 2018