Slim Eddie

Edible marijuana that does not work very well

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Sad Max

The plot of mad max, but max is more sad.

Sad Max is sadder than Mad Max

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.

Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Universery

I have a Universery degree in poetry about birds!

It's nap time at the Universery!

by Newton Orchid December 11, 2018

Wunderpants

Superior underpants for people at the cutting edge of comfort and style

Why would you wear anything other than wunderpants?

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Personal Fowl

A chicken, and he is your best companion

Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018