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Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.
Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Momcert

A concert mostly attended by moms.
How was Celine Dion?
Not bad, but it was a bit of a momcert.
by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017
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Winnipeg Jet

Guy who leaves party and takes stuff with them
Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Strinks

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.
I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.
Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?
I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS
- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.
by Newton Orchid October 9, 2018
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