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Definitions by Newton Orchid

Devil's Egg 

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.
Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.
Devil's Egg by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
Beautiful and rare bathroom towel.
Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.
Baheena by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brotester 

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.
Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.
Brotester by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Slim Eddie 

Edible marijuana that does not work very well
How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.
Slim Eddie by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.
DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE
News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.
And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.
Knews by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Hatsplatter 

A bird popped on your hat, so now you have a hatsplatter.

Can be any stain on hat, bird or not
Oh, whiskers, I believe I've just been hatsplattered!
Hatsplatter by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018