Newton Orchid's definitions

Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.

Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Momcert

A concert mostly attended by moms.

How was Celine Dion?
Not bad, but it was a bit of a momcert.

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Winnipeg Jet

Guy who leaves party and takes stuff with them

Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Strinks

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 9, 2018