Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Neeeeeeeeds Sleep

Slucker

1. A person who sucks at literally everything and slacks off at literally everything.

2. An insult combining Sucker and Slacker to make awareness to Sluck behavior.

1. My coworker is a fuckin’ slucker! Why did they hire this fuck?!

2. HEY, SLUCKER! You think you’re being slick?!

To suck at something and to slack that something off.

“I sluck at everything I do!” Later on, they couldn’t help but cry for slucking so much.