Neeeeeeeeds Sleep's definitions

Slucker

1. A person who sucks at literally everything and slacks off at literally everything.

2. An insult combining Sucker and Slacker to make awareness to Sluck behavior.

1. My coworker is a fuckin’ slucker! Why did they hire this fuck?!

2. HEY, SLUCKER! You think you’re being slick?!

by Neeeeeeeeds Sleep July 8, 2022

Sluck

To suck at something and to slack that something off.

“I sluck at everything I do!” Later on, they couldn’t help but cry for slucking so much.

by Neeeeeeeeds Sleep July 8, 2022

Slucker

An individual (usually a woman) who believes they’re being slick by giving a strategic blowjob. The recipient is usually unaware of the slucker’s unromantic intent. The word can be interpreted as a combination of the words “slick” and “sucker”.

Ex. 1: “Andria is a slucker for drugs!”

Ex. 2: “We call Kevin, Slucker Kevin, because he sucked his way to the top with the boss.”

by Neeeeeeeeds Sleep February 2, 2026

Slucker

An individual (usually a woman) who believes they’re being slick by giving a strategic blowjob. The recipient is usually unaware of the slucker’s unromantic intent. The word can be interpreted as a combination of the words “slick” and “sucker”.

Ex. 1: “Andria is a slucker for drugs!”

Ex. 2: “We call Kevin, Slucker Kevin, because he sucked his way to the top with the boss.”

by Neeeeeeeeds Sleep February 2, 2026

Slucker

1. An individual who is a slick fucker. They’re extremely slick, so much so that it is very difficult not to call them a fucker.

2. An individual who is a slick fucker. They solely fuck the significant other of others, possibly a turn-on for them.

1. “SLUCKER!!! That was mine for the taking!”

2. “You think you’re slick enough to be a slucker?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.”

by Neeeeeeeeds Sleep February 2, 2026