Nastina's definitions

a bitch in heat

1)a female dog on the prowl
2)what it's hotter than.

1)"Buffy's in heat! It's time to breed her!"
2)"I'm sweatin like a state fair sow! It's hotter than a bitch in heat!"

by Nastina September 4, 2005

throwing stars

1-metal star-shaped sharpened weapons with knife-like points used (usually by ninjas) for throwing
2-the act of throwing throwing stars

1-"I'm gonna buy me some throwin stars!"
2-"Oh, shit!Watch out for that ninja! He's throwing stars!"

by Nastina August 31, 2005

USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!

"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

tara reid

Skanky, alcoholic slag that thinks she's an "actress" but is really just a complete tool. Devoid of any brains, common sense, morals, or integrity. Also, owner of a very famous pair of frankennipples.

"Tara Reid is SUCH a plain vanilla white chick."

by Nastina August 8, 2005

Karrine Steffans

aka Superhead, author of "Confessions of a Video Vixen".

Karrine Steffans is despicable!!!!

by nastina June 11, 2006

draw straws

If you need to choose somebody for something, here's what to do.Count out the exact number of people that want to be chosen for something.Get some straws. Make sure they are not bendy straws, though.Be careful to only get as many straws as there are people that want to be chosen, if you get too many straws or not enough, this will not work. So anyway, get a straw for each person, but cut the bottom inch off of one of the straws. Have the group choose who will hold the straws (you can decide this also by drawing straws, but that will create a straw drawing cycle that can be endless, so I don't recommend it). The person that holds the straws moves them around in his/her hands a good deal, being careful to hide the bottom of the straws from view, and carefully mixes them around.Then, everybody grabs a straw, but the 'straw holder' has to go last, as it's possible he/she might be able to feel the length of the straws, and we want this to be fair.After everyone has finished 'drawing straws', everybody compares the length of thier straws to others, and the person who is discovered to be holding the 'short straw' is 'chosen'.

Drawing straws is a fair way to choose somebody for something.

by Nastina September 5, 2005