Narmour & Smith's definitions

vomitzvah

A rite of passage involving a keg of beer, followed by days of paralyzing headaches and dehydration.

Joe: How was your vomitzvah?
Harry: Dude, it was an act of total self-mutilization!

by Narmour & Smith July 25, 2010

CIGNA

The acronym for yet another profitable insurance company which means, Call In, Get No Answer.

I spent all day calling Grassley, but I was totally CIGNAed

by Narmour & Smith August 22, 2009

shuck

1. (v) To remove the husk from an ear of corn
2. (v) Any of several physical acts involving tumescent male genitalia, typically in the Old South
3. (n) Corn husk

Viola asked her man, "Who's been schuckin' my corn?".

by Narmour & Smith August 22, 2005