58 definitions by Napoleon BonerPart

Tagnuts , klinker, dangleberries, snapdarlichs, The irritating hard little nuggets of shite that can result after being left to cook off in the body’s own heat after failing to correctly wipe the anus following a copious but successful sit-down visit
Marjorie had to deal with her elderly father in law after the old cunt fell over in the parlour . He somehow was devoid of suitable trousering and had in addition , become parted from his Y’s She had to then bear witness to a significant quantity of snitklinkers that was fiercely attached to his third eye lashes and would appear to have been so for several weeks
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Oh , Steady on Barty , you are becoming a veritable pain in one’s anoos kahempell
by Napoleon BonerPart May 26, 2023
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Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination
Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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