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The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Get the anoos kahempell mug.Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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