Definitions by Napoleon BonerPart
wave a friend off to the coast
The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
wave a friend off to the coast by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
porcelain French horn
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
porcelain French horn by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
sheddery
The knowledge acquired when a gentleman has spent possibly a little too much time in his shed or in the study of the sheds of others . Intimate technical detail has been gleaned in regards to every aspect of a shed and the delights it can afford a chap .
Colin knew his onions regarding garden outbuildings . A little too well in fact .
Colin comes from the darker side of sheddery
Colin comes from the darker side of sheddery
sheddery by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
mammarydukeelliots
The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots
Mammarydukeelliots
Mammarydukeelliots
mammarydukeelliots by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
jahandir bandin
jahandir bandin by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Gary glitter faux pas
The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors
I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….
Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .
Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .
Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
Gary glitter faux pas by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
freckle the pot
An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
freckle the pot by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023