I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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how sooty feels

Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination
Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels
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Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers

Somebody like Katie Price for example
That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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give us a shoogle

Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles

( often , but not always , denied )
Gie’s a shoogle of yer mammary duke-Elliot’s , darlin

Give us a shoogle
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fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
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filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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