skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Ronson lighter

Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style

The Ronson Lighter
See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .

Ronson Lighter
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Disnaeland

Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying “Disneyland” and based on

disnae pay the rent

disnae pay the electric

disnae pay the Cooncil Tax

Etc etc
Kirkcaldy - or as we know it , Disnaeland
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
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football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
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porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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