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Vampire

A badass, classic monster. It resembles a human, except for it's long, sharp fangs, and unusually pale skin. It lives on blood, sucking it from it's victims by biting them, usually on the neck. Similar to a zombie, the victim either dies, or turns into a vampire.

A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.

Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.

Girl: OMGG EDWARD IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!1!!ONE1!!!!!

Boy: Please die..

This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.

by Name removed by the NSA December 13, 2013

Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.

1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.

by Name removed by the NSA December 14, 2013

banana seeds

1. Seeds of the Banana fruit

2. Semen

1. When I was young, I was so picky I would try to take out all the banana seeds from the banana.

2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.

by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013

Red Water

1. Water that happens to be red

2. A Minecraft joke referring to lava

3. A girl's period

1. What the hell? Dude, look at this red water!

2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*

3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..

by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013

everyone on the internet

Either creeps or illiterates, usually both.

Everyone on the internet duz not no how 2 spell.

by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013