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Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*
by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
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Red Water

1. Water that happens to be red

2. A Minecraft joke referring to lava

3. A girl's period
1. What the hell? Dude, look at this red water!

2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*

3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..
by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013
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Penis

What immature six-year-olds look up on the internet
Your mommy will not be proud

"Penis" is a very bad word
by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
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One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*
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damnlol

One of the greatest websites in the history of man.
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.

One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.

The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.

Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)
Whenever I'm bored, I like to go on damnlol.com
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