Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

by Name removed by the NSA December 06, 2013

everyone on the internet

Either creeps or illiterates, usually both.

Everyone on the internet duz not no how 2 spell.

by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013

Nerd

That one unpopular kid in high school that will probably be your boss someday

They call me Nerd... But they'll see.. They'll ALL see!

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.

1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.

by Name removed by the NSA December 14, 2013

damnlol

One of the greatest websites in the history of man.
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.

One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.

The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.

Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)

Whenever I'm bored, I like to go on damnlol.com

by Name removed by the NSA December 07, 2013