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Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013

Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.

1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.

by Name removed by the NSA December 14, 2013

everyone on the internet

Either creeps or illiterates, usually both.

Everyone on the internet duz not no how 2 spell.

by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013

Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.

Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

Myspace

An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.

To find our current dictator, see facebook

Fact:
If you search 'Myspace' on google, all the results will be links to Facebook.

by Name removed by the NSA December 12, 2013