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Shit

1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus

2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear

3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
1. Hold up, I need to take a shit

2. Aw, Shit!

3. Say I, spell Map, say Sofa Shit
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Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.
1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.
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Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*
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Penis

What immature six-year-olds look up on the internet
Your mommy will not be proud

"Penis" is a very bad word
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