Definitions by Name removed by the NSA

Internet 

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

Internet by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Gay 

10% of the Internet

Gay!

Gay by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Nerd 

That one unpopular kid in high school that will probably be your boss someday

They call me Nerd... But they'll see.. They'll ALL see!

Nerd by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Tsar bomba 

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die

What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba

Tsar bomba by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Atheist 

A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe

There is nothing wrong with being Atheist. This is just my opinion.

Atheist by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013