NICK's definitions

Shakespear

Common mis-spelling of William Shakespeare
See Shakespeare

You forgot the e, genius.

by Nick March 26, 2005

mets fan

a die-hard baseball fan who is used to losing, especially against the Yankees. Thier team made it to the world series four times, but thier record is 2-2

Hey, im a mets fan. Im used to it.

by nick May 13, 2005

Manhattan Project

Has come to represent an umbrella term for the US development of the atomic bomb.

The Mahattan Project advancement in Civilization allows you to build the Nuclear Warhead unit.

by Nick November 6, 2003

muppet

a fool

'shut up and go home, you muppet'

by nick August 21, 2003

apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.

Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!

by Nick July 7, 2003

PKK

Player-Killer-Killer. One who kills those players who kill other players.

That PK just got ganked by a group of PKKs.

That camper PK got roxxored by a fire nova from an uber PKK.

by Nick November 24, 2003

meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.

I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!

by Nick July 22, 2004