spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 09, 2005

senark

Using multiple accounts to trick others into thinking you're more than one person.

Stop senarking. You're not fooling anyone.

by Nick April 12, 2004

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 04, 2004

Chevy

car hardly ever vacates yard

drive by a dealership or drive through town.

by nick September 11, 2003

mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

by nick January 10, 2004

assanine

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

by nick October 20, 2004

Wonder Woman

verb transitive, to dress up like Linda Carter in the famed wonder woman television series sporting a golden lariat and tie ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

noun, the act of dressing up like Linda Carter in teh famed wonder woman televisino series sporting a golden lariat and tieing ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

Hey Gladice, I wonder womaned jimmy last night.

No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.

Some lady paid me 500 bucks.

Is that the going rate for the wonder woman these days.

by nick April 30, 2005