NEO's definitions

plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

Fatty Q-ship

A nice car, pimped out car; derived from the Infity Q-Series.

Joe "Paiva just got tinted the windows on his fatty q-ship."

by Neo June 15, 2003

Sand in the V

A phrase denoting an angry, crabby, grumpy female; The letter "V" denotes "vagina".

Barry "What's wrong with her today, she on the rag or something?"

Joe "Who knows, she's always got sand in her V.

by Neo June 15, 2003

ggnorety

CHAD(Dark-) IS TEH GAYEST PERSON AND SUX BALLS IN HIS MOUTH FOR FREE.

CHAD(Dark-) SUX TEH BALLS AND TEH CACK FOR FREE.

by Neo March 30, 2005

unco

1. Being physically uncoordinated
2. Being otherwise clumsy in any respect

1. You're too unco to play soccer
2. You're so unco, you can't even beat tetris

by neo April 21, 2004

shaft

the bit before the bellend

she got my whole shaft in her mouth!

by Neo December 26, 2003

around the way girl

The really cute/hot girl than every neighborhood(usually urban) has and that everyone wants to date/sleep with. There are usually rumors about this girl since no one is actually brave enough to approach her..............except LL Cool J.

".....Around the way you're like a neighborhood jewel
All the home boys sweat you so you're crazy cool...............While the businessmen in suits be hawking you........."

- Adapted from LL Cool J's song "Around the Way Girl"
- I know the example does not contain the actual phrase, but it gets the idea across.

by Neo June 22, 2003