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shaft

the bit before the bellend
she got my whole shaft in her mouth!
by Neo December 26, 2003
mugGet the shaftmug.

Sand in the V

A phrase denoting an angry, crabby, grumpy female; The letter "V" denotes "vagina".
Barry "What's wrong with her today, she on the rag or something?"

Joe "Who knows, she's always got sand in her V.
by Neo June 15, 2003
mugGet the Sand in the Vmug.

neo_alex

1. The greatest guy alive
2. An adjective used to descrive something extremely good
1. neo_alex is a sick cunt!
2. Yo man, your new car is so neo_alex
by neo April 21, 2004
mugGet the neo_alexmug.

Crotch wound

Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."
by Neo June 15, 2003
mugGet the Crotch woundmug.

ergo

one of the architect's limited vocabulary of complicated words, others being concordantly and vise vee
ergo i was able to program a new matrix
by neo November 14, 2003
mugGet the ergomug.

down time

A period of time where one is required to attend work but not actually do anything productive whatsoever. Also known as a complete waste of time.
We had downtime at the plant this week and done fook all.
by neo December 9, 2003
mugGet the down timemug.

goth

A follower of the Gothic subculture. Goths almost always have an above-average IQ, if not well above-average. They are usually from middle-class to upper-class families.
Goths are often the target of much stereotypes. People believe (usually these people are pikey or scally) that they think often of death, suicide and are very pessimistic. This, however, is not true at all. Most goths are very artistic in many ways. They are very skilled at literature, poetry, art and music. They can also have an entire conversation without have to resort to the pathetic, common slang terms of today.
People believe goths are satan-worshippers, who praise satan and wish to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity after they die. But this is not true. Most goths are either Buddhist or Pagan. Both of these religions rule against: violence of any sort, eating of other beings and mass comsumption of any type of drug (tobacco, alcohol etc).
So now you'll realise what a goth really is. And you will treat them with respect and dignity
Go to a place where somebody can be peaceful. There you will find goths.
by Neo March 26, 2004
mugGet the gothmug.

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