by nathan November 14, 2003
The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
1. A rude , insolent and/or indeserving person
2. A bag made of anus
3. A hanging anus resembling a scrotum
2. A bag made of anus
3. A hanging anus resembling a scrotum
by Nathan December 30, 2004
The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.
see also bagel game, butan
see also bagel game, butan
by Nathan January 27, 2005
A weird ass dude who tweeks now and then; he loves gettin the mail and buyin cell phone accessories. Also known as boobs, nubs, booby tuesday, nubuckle, lil boobauer, RBN, bauer, nuboid nutreno, poker face, noobles, nooby
by Nathan February 15, 2004
cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.
term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.
term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.
by Nathan August 01, 2004